Monday, March 24, 2008

Arizona Doll Open at Tucson

What is in doll's hands?
Used quarts of tea!
You should not frisk your dolls.
Especially when they just arrive.
But later go through their bags and pull out, here's where it gets tough, item: three long sleeve shirts. Why doesn't doll wear one? Item: 15 very smelly tenny balls. Item: 20 bars. Of what? You'd have to be a doughnut maker to know.

Once the dolls would leave their poems on the floor, leaves fallen in a wind. Later they would leave their peanut butter and jelly sandwiches to rot in plastic bags. Those days are gone. Dolls used to hang their heads after close matches and lose by wild scores, now they smile and hug and win. It is not all pain. After every storm there is a calm. Dolls just need someone to lean on. This PM doll makers will be on court as usual with the doll associate driver and friend, seen here with bags and grin, he is safe to play with. No he will not admit it. He will argue about the moon. Oh no we are not done, never done with the life of dolls.

Sunday, March 16, 2008

Doll Growing at the Jason Morton Classic

Senior doll demonstrates acute crosscourt, saves day.Tall doll is growing again. Precautions to take while doll is growing: put to bed without cell phones. A Stanley's Polish Sausage sandwich will also help. You may send your questions. Question:
Dear Lasty, I notice that when my doll is growing it gets disoriented. What should I do?

Dear Questioner:
Do you mean they go out to places and call home to find out where they are? Usually they are right around the corner. This also happens in the yard. Maps, directions don't help because dolls won't follow directions. It is best to let dolls talk to other dolls. That way they get to where they are going. When doll is in field you can be in contact. Keep doll phones on. Dolls will text when they around to it.
They are always able to find other dolls and dollmakers too are always able to find dolls.

Saturday, March 8, 2008

To All Dollmakers

We can never be too careful with our dolls. We have a new doll out who rubs her stomach and says “I like pomes, I like pomes.” She rubs her stomach to remind us to watch out for many little poems that can be under eaten and undigested.
Little dolls can be dangerous too. We play a recording in our studio all the time. Podcasts of it are coming out by ear. Have you heard? It says, “THE BABY. THE BABY.”
This is not just a doll question. In Doll Nature, where saurian limos eat the cricket tunes, you can just imagine that mess! "THE BABY!" "THE BABY!”

Tuesday, March 4, 2008

Price's Sun City Junior Open and El Paso Doll Show

Tall doll played the El Paso Doll Show. He stayed at Super 8 for breakfast, then went up the mountain for lunch. Dinner too. He ate Yoga Berry with toppings extra, then Coldstone Cream. He ate burgers and fries. He ate everything. Chumley the Mole ate everything in the ground and dug a hole so deep they needed chains from the moon shot and seven fire engines to pull him out and when he got home and his mom had his dinner ready, he said, "I'm not hungry." Well tall doll played ball well. He got a trophy up to his knee. He said, "it won't fit on my shelf." I put it like this, when you've been to Waco and then to El Paso, what's next? We look into the doll future and see...Tucson!